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  • ronitm
    06-30 12:01 PM
    I selected H1B: SPECIALITY OCCUPATION as that was the manner i last entered the country in Dec 2007. Even though i have an AP(haven't used it) but for my wife(who entered on AP) i selected DA: Advance parole. So if you used AP at POE then your status is DA. Hope that helps :)




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    05-20 01:30 PM
    Immigration Visa Attorney Blog Has Just Posted the Following:
    http://www.immigrationvisaattorneyblog.com/Pinocchio.jpgBorder guards are not known to be the friendliest people in Federal service. The immigration attorneys at Fong & Chun in Los Angeles routinely hear stories of border guards shouting at aliens who are telling the truth, bluntly telling aliens, "you are lying to me," or asking in a hostile manner, "why are you lying to me?" The border guards do this, even when they do not really think someone is lying. They do it to destabilize or disturb the alien, to get the alien to make an error or say something wrong. Basically, it is a trap.

    Recently, Alan Bersin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Bersin), the commissioner of US Customs and Border Protection (http://www.cbp.gov/) -- the head of all the border guards -- told Congress (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j07I9Bw4Q1kxusXReW4qAjNPdR2AD9FM4S300) that he did not know he was required to fill out and keep Federal paperwork to verify that his household employees had the right to work in the USA.

    Bersin is the head of US Customs and Border Protection.

    Bersin is a former California Secretary of Education.

    Bersin is a former US Attorney.

    Bersin went to Harvard and Yale.

    Bersin says he had no idea he had to follow the law?

    Why is he lying to us?

    --jcf





    More... (http://www.immigrationvisaattorneyblog.com/2010/05/even-federal-officials-dont-know-immigration-law.html)




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  • gc_chahiye
    07-22 11:16 PM
    I think you are ok, but a better forum to ask this might be the criminal issues section on murthy forum. There are experts there on CMIT etc:

    http://murthyforum.atinfopop.com/4/OpenTopic?a=frm&s=1024039761&f=8064060382




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  • asanghi
    02-20 02:11 PM
    https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/jsps/Processtimes.jsp?SeviceCenter=TSC



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  • Greatdesi
    05-25 05:20 AM
    I am in the same situation.. send docs to Dallas lockbox.

    Applied for EAD renewal and documents reached on May7th.. checks not cased yet. I think the whole lockbox is creating the delays but one they get to your application it is relatively quick.

    Do let me know when your checks are cased.

    Kanshul:
    Did you receive the receipts or your checks deposited?




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  • anilsal
    06-14 11:12 PM
    Probably these are cases that had been processed and were waiting for visa numbers.



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  • sac-r-ten
    03-03 10:37 AM
    thats very sad and bad on part of the HR. should always use fedEX, UPS for tracking such imp docs. anyways you can use Form I-824 Application for Duplicate Approval Notice.

    google it and it should take around 3-5 months. friend of mine lost it at the photocopier and had to take this route.

    good luck.




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  • manishcp
    05-22 11:42 AM
    Did you use stamp copy for second time?



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  • raj3078
    01-14 05:53 PM
    it seems that they are already married for 2 yrs....In that case she would get 10 yr GC.... The best scenario is that she should wait till she gets the card and then take whatever action she wishes to take




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  • newbie2020
    09-20 08:56 PM
    Go Out of country, Get Visa Stamped and enter back on H1, They will give you new I-94



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  • Rune
    July 27th, 2005, 10:15 AM
    The image also has the leaning-to-the-left feel to it.


    Absolutely! I wonder if it could be those trees again. It looks like the barn is straight compared to the slanted tree in the middle.

    Maybe a chain saw is called for? :D




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  • fide_champ
    08-06 10:18 AM
    Hi,

    I went to US on B1 and came back to india last week, I would like to apply H1 in the current year. Is there any cooling period to apply H1B once come back from US on B1 or Can I start the H1B process immediately.

    Thanks in Advance.

    - Mani

    Looks like there are companies lined up to recruit you. Could you please publish your CV so that others can copy it?



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  • tikka
    06-22 12:16 PM
    My birth was regiestered under totally different first name, also DOB is off by 9 days (10th June instead of 1st June). Since the birth is registered they are not issueing non-availability cert. . What to do?

    I have both parents affidavits, school leaving cert, 10th class cert, PAN card showing date/place same as that in passport. Filing a civil case in India is the option but it could take more than a year. since my PD is Sep04, my 485 could be processed within months.

    and post your question in the birth certificate thread that is already up and running. We have too many threads with the same information and just adds to the confusion.

    thank you




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  • happystar
    08-22 05:53 PM
    i submitted my 485 one month ago but still haven't got receipt. I just got a new job offer from a big company, which i really dont want to reject. if i transfer my h1b now, will be 485 get rejected immediately? or my h1b transfer will be rejected? thanks for your advice!



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  • kaisersose
    07-18 08:02 AM
    I just read this line from the USCIS release

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    USCIS�s announcement today allows anyone who was eligible to apply under Visa Bulletin No. 107 a full month�s time to do so.

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    It appears Labors approved after July 31 cannot apply for 485 as they would not have been eligible under bulletin No. 107.

    if yes, then this is something that should be clearly mentioned somewhere.




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  • lonedesi
    05-19 10:14 AM
    Should the job title for PERM labor filing be in Job Zone 5 to qualify under EB2 category? Or could one apply in Job Zone 4 and still qualify for a EB2? Also, does having an MBA, exempt a person from EB quota under any of the proposed bills like STEM, SKIL, PACE, TALENT or should it have to be an MS in Engineering.
    A quick response would be greatly appreciated.



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  • reachinus
    09-20 05:42 AM
    Not sure why you want to go to Consulate in India and why you have to mention to them about the 22 days. H1 will not be processed in the Consulate in India, it will be processed only here. If you are saying that in future when you go to the US Consulate in India for stamping then its not needed to mention about the 22 days, since you filed before the I-94 expiration. Do have a soft copy of the FexEx receipt saved for your future use.




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  • jliechty
    March 5th, 2005, 09:39 PM
    I'll throw in my very non-expert opinion here, having shot just a few weddings basically in your position.
    The dress in the first shot is blown out. I might have angled the vertical dimension a bit lower to capture the full length portraits and avoid so much "dead space" at the top.
    The composition on the second one is ok, but the eyes are rolling all over the room (bad grammar intentional). Since I've never shot in a paid position where I had the authority to exclude other photography during the group shots (not that I would even then), I generally defer first to the "guest" photographers, telling everyone to take their turn one at a time, and to speak up before the photo to get the subjects looking at them. Then I take over the attention and get everyone to look at me for however many shots I need to take of that pose. BTW, it's always good to take a few shots of each pose, because you're almost guaranteed to have closed eyes in different shots. I'm sure the pros will be in shortly to fill us both in on a better way to do this (I'd appreciate that, too). :)
    The fill flash was done excellently, but the background is very contrasty and thus distracting.
    This is just MHO, and probably doesn't amount to much. Also, please don't feel bad - I've made most of these mistakes myself (and managed to pull off some others that you didn't think of). :o ;)




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  • iol_joh
    07-30 06:25 PM
    I am on my 9th year extension of my H1B. I have to leave to my home country at a short notice. I have H1B stamped on my passport. However it expires at the end of September. I may not be back until the first week of September.

    I have already filed for my H1B extension and I am waiting for my Receipt notice.

    Will there be any issue coming back into US when my visa stamped on my passport is valid for less than a month. I don't think my extension will be processed by then.

    Anyone on this forum who has had similar experience in the past?

    Thanks for your response in advance.




    sukhwinderd
    11-23 10:06 AM
    Legal Permanent Resident Flow by Major Category of Admission: Fiscal Years 2004 to 2006


    159,081 246,878 155,330

    again more than 140,000 issued for years 2004-2006.

    link -> http://www.dhs.gov/xlibrary/assets/statistics/publications/IS-4496_LPRFlowReport_04vaccessible.pdf




    simple1
    06-23 01:42 PM
    While I laugh at that guy. I would like to remind you that we are living in a republic and not in a democracy.

    Any one can be a self hurting fool using his/her "Individual�s God-given, unalienable rights". While in a democracy individuals worry about majority rule and popular thought.

    I dont understand why Obama (a former senior lecturer in constitutional law ) refers to this country as democracy.

    HELLO Chicago. If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer... "

    While the founders were fearful of democracy ( the mob rule ).

    Both India and USA are republics not democracies.



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